That isn't what Alec expected Baz to say. He glanced over at Baz and tried to gauge if he was serious. With Baz, it was hard to tell because Baz, like Alec himself, didn't smile much. His face was flat, stoic almost all time save for certain situations.

Or around certain people.

"That might get us arrested," Alec pointed out. "I don't have time for mundane authorities right now."